01.09.2026
act 1

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After some procrastination and stalling on my part, I'm finally sitting down to write this. The house is empty, I've sorted through the laundry and taken down the trash, I finally have nothing truly stopping me now. So I have no excuse not to.

This is my first status log on this website, so I want to start it off with an introduction.
I'm Dylan, or Mandela. I'm also known collectively (plural term) as Androphagi / Androphagoi, or Mandela County, WI. I'm a part/full-time barista at Starbucks. I'm also on the schizo-spectrum, specifically schizotypal. I often hear voices, I experience paranoia, and disordered thoughts. I get my speech all jumbled up too, sometimes. It's kinda tough, but I try not to let it affect my daily life too badly. I'm genderqueer/genderfluid, but I accept nonbinary/agender as a label too. I'm everything BUT NOTHING at the same time. Isn't that cool?
I'm a huge nerd about sci-fi and old shit, especially trinkets and music. I love old shit so much. Anything from the 70s on I love, to be honest. I'm also a pothead gonzo freak power rudeboy. Each hyperlink on each word leads to something explaining what the hell I'm sputtering about. LOL.

I looooooooooooooove smoking weed! But most of all, I loooooooooooooove my girlfriend AND my roommate. And my soon-to-be roommate.